Copyright 2001, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 2011 by Brutha Jim Deep
Creative Insanity Unlimited

ALL CONTENT COPYRIGHT 2001 thru 2011 by Jim Deep, and Creative Insanity Unlimited.
Content authored by others has had copyright assigned to Brutha Deep's Smut Site unless otherwise labled.
All Rights Reserved Including The Right Of Approval For Further Publication Or Use By Any Means Physical Or Electronic.
Some material previously posted on Bruthadeep.Pochta.ru, all ownership rights have been transfered to this site.

The Name Change from "Brutha Deep's Floating Smut" (and variations thereof) which has been the name of this site since the year 2000, to "Brutha Deep's Free Erotica" will take effect on 1 July 2011. Said change is already in progress as of 1 May, and will continue quite possibly forever, as the old terms are noticed on existing pages and changed. Both names are applicable to the site BruthaDeep.com and no change of ownership, copyright, intellectual property restrictions, and other legal obligations by, of, and for, this site, its owner, authors, and the webmaster, have changed. The new name is simply more indicative of the content of the site. -thank you

This Site Consists of FREE Adult Fiction, Non-Fiction, Essays and Other Text Articles which are presented as Erotica not Pornography. If you do not understand the difference, write to Your Good Brutha and he'll explain it to you.
This site accepts NO outside advertising, does not pay for links, uses no aggressive advertising and does not track users, and sends out no spam email. Get over it.

•      I the Web User (website reader): am an Adult in my local area of Web Use (see below) and: am not prohibited or discouraged by any law or ruling or nanny or boss or anybody or anything else from viewing 'adult' content, I therefore indemnify and hold blameless the Author(s), Webmaster, Hosting Company, and all others associated with this site for all content and/or my reaction to it, accept all blame and responsibility for minors or others so prohibited who may access this site and/or its content through my direct action or inaction whether said content is electronic or has been physically reproduced (printed).
  

•     Further: I the Web User / site reader...

  1. ... hereby consent willingly and knowingly to view, read, memorize, and expose myself to the works of an erotic/perverted/sexual nature contained on the assorted web pages associated with the BruthaDeep.com site.

  2. ... understand that the Webmaster is seriously twisted and perverted and is one hopelessly corrupt old bastard who derives some sort of enjoyment I will never comprehend or understand in the writing and collecting of this stuff, and that by reading this mess, I may be giving the webmaster, author(s), and others involved some sort of heinous pleasure.

  3. ... hereby renounce all future action against the Webmaster/author/others for any mental illness, sexual enlightenment, stress, wet dreams, marital problems, legal transgressions, confrontations with my own hang-ups, or any other damned fool thing that may happen to me or that I may do from now to the end of time.

  4. ... understand and accept the fact that if I reproduce any of the content of this site in any way for any reason other than personal use the Webmaster and his cohorts can and will sue my ass off and end up owning everything I have up to and including my dirty laundry. I agree that if I derive any material profit, or even think about doing so, without permission and without sharing said profits, the good Brutha and all others affiliated with this site will lock me in a small poorly lit room with lawyers and/or werewolves until I sign my car over to them and cheerfully give them all the rest of my worldly goods. If I make money off this content and don't tell the Brutha and he finds out later, I will willfully submit myself to whatever he can dream up, including the use of industrial solvents on my private parts, until he considers the transaction even and fair. And I will also happily renounce any and all recourse against them now or in the future.

  5. ... will not attempt to discern or locate anybody depicted in any of the true stories posted on this site without their explicit prior permission. If I do and the author/subject/friend/ spouse/whomsoever associated with the story or the site blows my stupid head off, it is my own damned fault, and I here and now freely admit this and my relatives can get on TV talk shows and cry from now to next Christmas and it won't do them any good at all because I (the user) am an idiot.

  6. ... know that if I am a decent looking female between 18/local age of consent and 50 or so and any story or account on the site gets me warm/wet/hot/horny/excited/ embarrassed/flushed/turned-on/tickled/damp at the Y/or anything else that even remotely resembles sexual excitement, I will write all about it and take or have taken explicit and revealing photographs or videos of myself, or of myself and any significant other as may be around, and send them to the Brutha's site where they will become his property to use as he sees fit. And if I am anywhere within driving distance of the Brutha, he may make arrangements to continue the photographic study of me and my body, and whatever else he thinks may need done (see number eight below). Male web users/readers can go take a cold shower.

  7. ... accept and expect that the stories on this site contain language which may include vulgar expressions, medical terminology, common slang, obscure references, pet names, archaic words, and some textual references that may have been made up on the spot. I the user will not be offended by such, and if I am, I accept full and sole responsibility for it. And if I get grossed out and throw my cookies because of something I read on the site, it is my problem, Not the Brutha's or any of his people's, and I know it, I accept it, And I Will Get Over It.

  8. ... realize/understand/accept/know/can deal with the fact that the stories on this site, the readers and other contributors to the site, and the Brutha himself, are about/into/do/and maybe even like and enjoy heterosexual and other sorts of SEX and consider nothing which two (or more) consenting adults can do together as taboo/dirty/immoral/illegal/wrong/etc. Which includes oral sex (giving and receiving), penetration (oral/vaginal/anal by tongue, digit, penis, instrumentation), light and moderate B&D/S&M (spanking, bondage, tickling, teasing, faux torture, etc), public exhibitionism, and some things which defy labeling. ALSO the Brutha is not necessary put off by other behaviors which most reasonable people would conclude are harmless between otherwise healthy consenting adults including homosexuality (male and female including oral/vaginal/anal penetration by tongue, digit, penis, instrumentation). Also included may be, as part of a larger work, bestiality, forced intercourse and involuntary orgasm, scat, and other behaviors not necessarily practiced or endorsed by the Brutha or anybody else associated with this site, but said practices are presented as simply a study of the human condition. And I Will Get Over That Too!
     

  9. ...That I know and understand that while some of said stories may be true and have in fact have happened to Real People, they may not be representative of anybody affiliated with said web site, its webmaster, the Brutha, or any-so-body-damned-else. And I WILL NOT write to the Brutha and want to know if 'so and so' is really 'such and such' from 'this or that' story. And if I do, the Brutha has my permission to feed very small parts of me to the seagulls because he has stated several times that HE WILL NOT TELL! And even if the Brutha himself did it to MY OWN SISTER last weekend in front of her fireplace, he's not going to tell me because it is none of my vulgarity business!
           The above will be known as Ted at AOL's Clause (added in 2002!)
     (I have since talked to Ted's sister again, she admitted that he is a 'dork', and confirmed that the fireplace incident was fine with her. And then there was an encore, six years after the 2002 incident!) -Deep
     • ... I further understand that even if The Brutha has IN FACT fucked my wife up her ass in a State Park on a Sunday Afternoon and she DOES IN FACT tell me about it, if I ever even think about asking or confronting The Brutha about it he has every right to stick the nozzle of an industrial pressure washer up my nose and pull the trigger. -Dave's 2003 Subsection to Ted's Clause. (since they divorced several years ago and Dave moved to SF with a guy, ok, yes I did do it.)
       
     • ... I further understand that even if the aforementioned Brutha has made out in spades with my lesbian lover and she surreptitiously took computer video of the act and she shows it to me to prove she is indeed bi-sexual... IF I send the video to The Brutha he WILL STILL DENY IT from now until next Easter and if I badger him about it I hereby give him permission to rip my 'skort' off of me and spank my bare pussy and ass cheeks until they steam then he may throat fuck me to seal the deal, and I WILL LIKE IT! -Angie's 2003 addition to Dave's Subsection of Ted's Clause... and no, it wasn't me, sorry
       
     • ... And I further understand that even if I recognize a place of employment or worship, an institution of 'higher' learning, a military installation or anything else in the real world in any of the true stories or articles or fictionalized accounts of actual events involving real persons, places or things, or if I recognize any person or persons included in said account, and I mention the story to them and they admit it the Brutha WILL NEVER admit it and when pressured the Brutha or his designee has my full permission to show me his new electric shock taser toy and how it works. this is Mr. M's 2005 addition to Angie's addition to Dave's Subsection of Ted's Clause "Mr. M" asked me about another one in 2008.
       
     • ... And I even further understand and comprehend that if I claim to be Mr. Deep in an effort to profit from anything he, the Doktor, or anybody else has done, written, posted, or contributed to this site, and if they find out about it, that he or his designee may do to and with me whatever makes them feel better about it, including locking me in the trunk of my car and pushing it into some stagnant puddle of the remains of the Morris Canal (the park where I did Dave's wife) and leave me there, from that moment until after the next Olympics, Amen. this is Mr. Mike's 2007 addendum to Mr. M's 2005 / 2008 addition to Angie's 2003 section of Ted's 2002 Clause
       
     • ... And I, the web user/reader, furthermore agree and comprehend that Mr. Deep and his associates have now been at this a long time, indeed, a very long time by web standards, and that they have very likely already seen and heard whatever I think is new and unusual, and if he responds with a link to a story he wrote and posted ten years ago, or doesn't respond at all for that matter, that I will accept it at face value, not get all bent out of shape and offended, and call him all sorts of motherfuckers in online forums because, to be honest, even that has already been done more and better by others long before I came along. And there you have "C-Lovely"'s 2011 piece of Mr. Mike's 2007 addendum to Mr. M's 2005 / 2008 addition to Angie's 2003 section of Ted's 2002 clause. (yes, we have been at this a long time!)

  10. ... understand and accept the fact that Mister Deep may have a Family and Friends and Co-Workers and Bartenders and Bail Bondsman and everything else NORMAL PEOPLE have and just because he Mentions Them in a Story, Dedicates a Story To Them, or even Posts a Picture of Them on this website or other websites, DOES NOT MEAN he has had Sex with them in any way shape or form under anybody's working definition of 'SEX' including Former US President Clinton's.

• If at any time I the Web User cannot handle any of the conditions laid out on this page and elsewhere within this site and affiliated sites. I will:

  • Immediately unplug my Web browsing device.
  • Beg forgiveness from everybody in sight for my narrow mindedness.
  • Hold the site and its people blameless now and forevermore, amen.
  • Take my computer apart with a fire ax and never risk my naivete by getting
         online ever again.
  • Voluntarily have myself sterilized so that I will never breed and pass my own
         hang-ups and taboos on to the future of the human species.

  • -Or- I'll just leave and get over it and never mention it again.

• Clarification of Age References for the Points on this page, and by extension, this and other related sites:
        - Child / Children. Those aged 0 - 16 years. Minors according to most readings of the law. Which DOES include teens ages 13-15, they are STILL children in this context.
        - Teenagers. Those aged 16 years to the Age of Majority in their locale, usually 18 to 21 years of age. See paragraph immediately following the Catholic Priest clause below.
        - Adult. Those who are generally regarded as responsible legally and morally for their own actions and who have attained whatever said legal age is in their locale.

• The Roman Catholic Priest Clause:
        Pedophilia or other Sexual Activity between an Adult and a Child (see above) is prohibited on this site, this includes even implications of same in a textual fictional story. The Brutha will not deal with the approved pastime of the Roman Catholic Church, which is best described as "predatory homosexual pedophilia", at all, period. Also prohibited on this site, except as historical occurrences in another context (i.e. a character remembering something from their past), is sexual activity between pre-pubescent children (and other "kiddie smut" for its own sake), it Shall Not Be the sole object of eroticism in a work presented on this site. Sorry Father.
  

  [NOTE: Those requesting or submitting articles or fictional stories involving sex with or between children will be reported to Interpol's Task Force. ]

        Teenagers, as defined by age above, making out, using and abusing each other, is fair game as part of the human condition, and it is presented as such. But even then, implications of rape or drug induced activity between an Adult and a Teenager (as defined above) WILL NOT be allowed. All such contact, again, as part of human reality, will be allowed if it is voluntary and mutually desired and is not the sole reason for the story but only if it is part of a greater whole. For further details, see the link through the banner below or - Email the good Brutha.

• Webmaster note: All of the above SHALL apply to submitted stories and letters to the Brutha which are posted on the site.

• The Author(s), Webmaster(s), Contributor(s), Users, and others affiliated with this site may have other Rights and Responsibilities which may vary by the Country or Locality they reside in. The Good Brutha and his Webmaster Doktor Leftover Reside in the US of A as does this site's host. All Content protected under the Copyright Laws of US and Allied Powers under the International Copyright Agreement. The Web Site Hosting Company, ISP, and carriers have no responsibility at all for anything that has ever been or will ever be posted on the site, for which they are eternally grateful.
  

• Site is 2257-compliant in that there are NO PHOTOGRAPHS or other IMAGES (save a couple of banners and one flow chart!) on the site, at all, period. EVERYTHING is Text Based. Adult Textual Articles, Fiction, and Reader Submissions are so labeled and STILL protected by the First Amendment. yes they are
  

• Site owned, written, maintained, and everything else by: Creative Insanity Unlimited.
  

• As the Web User, my visiting any and all parts of this site and affiliated sites imply my consent and agreement with all of the above beginning 1 January 2001 and continuing for the next one hundred years and one day.

• CONTACT INFO: Email: bruthadeep{-at~}bruthadeep{-d.t~}com
  or: bruthadeep{~at-}yahoo{-d0t~}com - emails scrambled to piss off spammer robots
  Your Good Brutha has a Twitter® account that he is seldom on, and a MySpace® account that is now useless thanks to their "improvements" to the service, the best way to reach him is by email. thank you.

If this is not enough legal doublespeak for you, please contact the Doktor and he will put you in touch with the paralegal's boss who is a real Philadelphia lawyer curse-spit and can't even order a beer without people throwing garbage at him or saying something about how Shakespeare was right about: "First thing we do is Kill All The Lawyers"

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